Dumb criminals: David Rush, bad CIA officer Your home isn't a bank vault. You can't keep gold bars in your home unsecured.
Technology moves fast & all project-based jobs are ultimately temporary Don't resent rich people spending money on cool stuff
Flights are almost always overbooked on expectations of a certain percentage of cancellations and no-shows So if the flight is full and there is no more room, it will depart early.
Ten-second investigation, no foul play suspected There is a Federal Bureau of Investigation, and reportedly a largely defunct or non-existent Alaska Bureau of Investigation
Consumers have access to encrypted chats? No. That's from the fake and gay department. Corporations and governments as well as the employees who work in those departments have absolute, total, and unlimited access to all consumer chats as far we can tell.
Are Alaska and Hawaii really states? "Officially" they are of course, but the local governments of these particular territories (as for example Puerto Rico) are too corrupt and rife with foreign espionage and they lack the integrity and constitutionality to be accorded any true measure of "statehood" in the Union in good faith.
And always tip your grocery checker generously, never make returns or ask for customer service or use the restroom Is anyone else in the business asking for tips and largesse or gentlemanly patronage here? Are these lovely employees going to have you banned from the store or arrested for criminal trespassing if you ask for a receipt?