Allegedly there were minors at a 55+ golf course … gasp!

Apparently not a kid-friendly sport with balding older gentlemen calling out "Fore!" and hard balls flying at high speeds

Gun rights under an exclusively Judæo-Catholic liberal court system

All sitting members of the Supreme Court are Jewish or Catholic or outright liberals. None of them can possibly support gun rights for Americans.

Should the U.S. flag always be illuminated at night?

Flag codes are for international or foreign affairs

Swimsuit crackdown and heavy clothing enforcement on sunbathers and swimmers

The "locals" are Catholics and they're full of canon law straight out of the Vatican

More strip-tease restraining orders, trespass orders and no-contact orders from prostitutes at the police station

And other associated obnoxious and illegal service of process in court

Wedding-crasher cancer diagnosis

Or cancer as a moral diagnosis —

Catholics on the bench are sitting out gun rights decisions

The usual Roman Catholic obstruction of U.S. justice

“Volunteers” show up

On a sketchy automated license plate reader warrant

Sealed wives and lost boys?

And a genuine King James Bible in every hotel room? Really?