Consumer Product Safety Commission demands hospital emergency room records for all patients

Consumer products but not guns? The Ralph Nader apparatchiks are not ATF agents wearing civilian disguises?

Is the blind food order part of the blind date?

What do these women gain by offering themselves on so-called “blind” dates? And more importantly, who arranges the dates commercially and profits by arranging them?

Ivy League is retarded

If that student would accept a lower salary working for a non-Jew than a Jew, that may be.

“Single by choice” = out-and-proud lesbian with a heavy emphasis on abortion

If it really takes that much effort for older unattractive women to say no to all unwanted male attention —

Another wedding engagement and death

Suspicion always points to homosexuality or jealousy as a motive to murder anyone who is engaged to be married.

The nationalization of property and the conversion of private property to state-owned rentals

You do not actually “own” any property in a communist socialist state like Washington. What you think you own is merely the temporary and revocable rights to rent property from the state at an arbitrarily specified rate of taxation.

Don't talk to cops

The guy apparently went to great lengths to preserve the evidence & make confession …

Business owners and community leaders? Lovely people at the park?

Irresponsible? That sounds like we're being sued unsuccessfully for something in court and not quite held legally responsible if we visit national parks in Britain.

I love all the attention from men but at the same time I want them arrested if they pay attention to me

That's somewhere between wanted or unwanted but actively solicited attention from low-class men.