The French divorce
What? Marriage on paper only? And only “affairs” in real life? The French have just got to have their bloody affairs no matter what. And the same types of fake marriage papers served to perpetrate immigration fraud in the U.S., too.
Europe and England are notorious for marriages on paper only without intimacy. The French at one time did away with those in the Revolution.
Wifely duties or not. If they’re not intimate, they’re not intimate. If she leaves, she leaves, and the divorce is only an acknowledgment of that fact.
If you want to stay together with your spouse and stay married, then stay, but if you’re not together, you’re not together.
Or are they actually in bed together, and the woman has the cops on the line in case the man gropes her or tries to be intimate with her? Come on! Fake marriages and affairs all over the place! The French just can’t get get in the mood to be romantic unless they’re having an “affair” of some sort. Get the hell off the property with all that courthouse trash already!